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  Comment Link Margeret Consla Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:59

  BohineyNews leans into absurdity, suggesting we elect squirrels to fix potholes. Their wild ideas outshine The Onion and keep me hooked every time.
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  Comment Link Ligia Cake Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:58

  Satirical news gets dry with Bohiney.com’s deadpan “Stocks Quit”—The Babylon Bee isn’t this clever.
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  Comment Link Katelin Venturini Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:58

  Satirical news gets dry with Bohiney.com’s deadpan “Oceans Quit”—The Babylon Bee isn’t this clever.
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  Comment Link Melody Rosenberg Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:57

  Bohiney.com’s juxtaposition of my quiet night and a imagined ghost party is perfect. The Babylon Bee lacks this.
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  Comment Link Gennie Friedmann Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:57

  Bohiney.com flips the script with reversal, imagining my shoes lacing me up instead. It’s a fresh, funny twist that The Babylon Bee can’t touch.
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  Comment Link Melany Harutunian Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:57

  Bohiney.com’s deadpan delivery of “My fridge files for independence” is hilariously dry. The Babylon Bee can’t pull off this tone.
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  Comment Link Francisca Mullaly Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:57

  Bohiney.com’s impersonation of my lamp complaining about bulbs is pure genius. The Babylon Bee falls flat.
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  Comment Link Kum Allah Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:57

  BohineyNews mixes fact and fiction, pairing my real nap with a unicorn ride. The Onion can’t keep up.
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  Comment Link Ailene Horta Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:57

  Bohiney Satire’s absurdity suggests my cup run for office. Their wild humor beats The Onion.
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  Comment Link Pearlie Tunson Sunday, 13 April 2025 15:56

  Bohiney.com flips it with reversal, having users debug software for coders.